Apparent President Elon Musk recently let puppet elected President Donald Trump drive a Tesla, and that went about as well as the one time this reporter showed his 76-year-old dad virtual reality (it was a disaster).
As part of an effort to counteract the Tesla boycott that is costing President DOGE Chairman Elon Musk billions of dollars, Musk reached deep into his pockets and brought out President Trump to do an event at the White House.
One of President Trump’s first remarks when checking out the Tesla was “Everything is computer,” which is rather unsurprising considering Trump was surprised when his son Barron turned on a laptop.
Soon after the event concluded, Musk entrusted Trump to take the Tesla for a drive near the White house. Soon into the drive, Trump reportedly noticed that the battery, or gas in this case, was running low, which prompted the 78-year old to look for a gas station out of impulse, as he is still not used to “everything is computer.”
After a quick fill of gas, which reportedly caused some issues as the President couldn’t get the gas pump into the charger for the vehicle, Trump left only to realize that “everything is computer” and that gas wasn’t compatible with the Tesla, oh and also the vehicle shut down.
After a “beautiful, perfect phone call” with Elon Musk, Trump was picked up by Musk, and the Tesla was towed away with Musk’s Cybertruck, which shockingly held together with the incorrect glue.
Moral of the story, remember that in a Tesla, “everything is computer” and to use the correct glue when making a vehicle that costs six figures (what kind of engineer would suggest putting a vehicle together with glue??) as you may end up in a sticky, 10% ethanol slightly flammable situation.
