AJ Minnich, Editor-In-Chief | March 28, 2025
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Hello to the Moravian Community. It is in a confused emotional jambalaya that I’m writing now to tell you that somehow the PPCrack is back....

It may not have a theater to call home anymore, but the Moravian University Theatre Company is far from dead. Its members intend to prove...

In honor of Women’s History Month, it’s important to remember the amazing women who make Moravian what it is today. From 1742 to 2025, let’s...

This year, Moravian will be hosting its second annual Founders Week, concluding with the Founder’s Forum event on March 29. Held during Women’s...

For Katie Purcell ‘27, a student with a gluten intolerance, dining on campus isn’t just about choosing what sounds good – it’s about...

Hello to the Moravian Community. It is in a confused emotional jambalaya that I’m writing now to tell you that somehow the PPCrack is back. We’re all still in a bit of shock here at the Comenian and our surprise is – as you could imagine – unimaginable. I’m going to get into some of our best explanations in a moment, but for now I want to give you some background. And if you clicked...

I’m not really good at writing really well. Um, or editing, so, you know, applogies Stunning freshman lecture slides, A laptop lost in bed, No one uses the lib guides, A textbook you’ve never read. Yik Yak’s overbearance, Annoying roomates, PPCrack A frat party disaster, So now you won’t go back, There it is again, that funny feeling, That...

Last week, I was added to a group chat filled with unfamiliar phone numbers. At first, I brushed it off as a mere mistake by some random slip of the thumb. That was until I saw the messages in the chat. As I delved deeper into the chat, I was shocked to see messages pertaining to in-depth plans for Moravian’s future. There were texts discussing making Zinzendorf into a dorm, removing all of...

President Tonald Drump signed an executive order making Simlish the country’s official language. Yes, you are reading this correctly. In order to harass I mean support marginalized 2000s kids perpetually haunted by the Sims that they left to rot for years, Drump and his situationship-turned-business partner, [redacted], promptly took to X or the deadname Twitter, to state: “For all 2000s libs...

BREAKING NEWS: Moravian’s South Campus is Now the Only Campus Bethlehem, PA. It’s official: South Campus is no longer just the artsy sibling of Moravian University; it’s the only campus. That’s right, Main Campus has mysteriously drifted too far north, leaving administrators with no choice but to rebrand South Campus as the new (and improved?) Main Campus. Students first suspected something...

Apparent President Elon Musk recently let puppet elected President Donald Trump drive a Tesla, and that went about as well as the one time this reporter showed his 76-year-old dad virtual reality (it was a disaster). As part of an effort to counteract the Tesla boycott that is costing President DOGE Chairman Elon Musk billions of dollars, Musk reached deep into his pockets and brought out President...

On Friday, March 28, The Comenian staff was led on a tour of the HUB under construction by Amber Donoto, associate director of planning and project management, and Liam Dooley, assistant superintendent of Warfel Construction. The first, third, and fourth floors will all have lounge spaces. The second and third floors will have multiple terraces. Ground Floor The first/ground floor will...

As many of you know, the HUB 2.0 is scheduled to be complete and open for students after fall break 2025. In addition to the fantastic amenities, Moravian University is proud to announce that they have begun a partnership...

Hi, guys, welcome back to Fatimah Files, where I file through every problem in my life and complain, and yeah. Today’s topic? Giving up, or as the kids say, crashing out. I think as a collective body, nay, a commonwealth,...

It may not have a theater to call home anymore, but the Moravian University Theatre Company is far from dead. Its members intend to prove as much with an upcoming performance of the original student production, "Chameleon."...



The next time you visit a bookstore, make sure to observe what books were recently banned. They often contain the ideas and perspectives that those in power are desperate to suppress. These books are the ones that unsettle,...

As the construction of the new HUB continues, it’s important to remember that this progress isn't happening on its own. There is a dedicated and hardworking crew of workers at Warfel Construction who work tirelessly, day...

Article I Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution states that Congress is relegated with the power, “To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers...
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